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Gas-Powered
Other tokens run on hype. $STFU runs on authentic unicorn flatulence. It's renewable. It's powerful. It cannot be stopped.
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Medically Questionable Art
Our artist has been asked several times if they're okay. They are not. But the drawing is finished and we cannot undo it. We are going to market.
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Vibes-Based Utility
No roadmap. No whitepaper. Just a farting unicorn and the collective willpower of people who thought this was a good idea. It is.
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The Most Powerful
Technically the most powerful unicorn ever drawn. Other unicorns have glitter and rainbows. This one has anatomy. It wins.
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LP Locked
The liquidity is locked. The devs cannot rug. The only thing leaving this token is the unicorn's emissions. That part is very much unlocked.
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0% Tax
Zero percent. Buy. Sell. Fart. Repeat. The government doesn't tax unicorn gas either. It's a legal grey area we fully intend to exploit.